Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Consolation

19 comments:

AlexanderHerrera7 said...

So looks like we made a big deal out of the swine flu after all lol. So the bailout is still coming along slowely as the epidemic of swine flu ends in less than a month. BaseBall fans are glad to get a benched player back even though he used steroids, thats pretty sad. Well soon enough something exciting will come along in the nearby future once again i beleive.

Rachael Henderson said...

Ha Ha the swine flu isn’t’ as dangerous as we thought first to be…and you know he’s right, if we don’t have some catastrophe to put on the news soon, I wouldn’t be surprised if some news caster doesn’t go out and kill someone for sport. The economy is just a tad worse than we expected…GOOD THING!! And don’t worry about the banks they aren’t crashing they’re just melting. If I were him I would be pretty bummed about not getting my 8-track. I’m glad we have come to the point where we are worried about answering jaywalking questions and thinking that we are informed.

Ralph Molina 7th said...

This is hilarious. I love how he makes fun of everything and makes it so funny. I love these videos. I can't believe he even threw in some stuff about manny ramirez. That was really important to our nation. So the swine flu isnt dangerous? Dang we could have finished out baseball season. What a bummer.

RobertHiggins01 said...

Haha, well i give in. We're gonin into a depression.

Kirsten Alvarez 1st said...

ahhhh uncle Jay. he says it soo nicely...im sure everyone appreciates it when the truth is all buttered up.

it really does make up for the fact that we're all in a crunch right now...Not.

MenakaYadav3 said...

Uncle Jay scares me...Where'd you find him, Mr. P?

benjaminfincher1st said...

haha. man this guy really does make bad situations seem like they will all work out in the end. hey i mean somebody needs to look on the bright side of things. if no one else will, might as well be uncle Jay.

Mr. P said...

Menaka...my googlez is crazycakes.

Uncle Jay is my homie

cynthiacastillo3 said...

Haha so it turns out the swine flu isn't some great epidemic throughout the nation. I don't know why everyone gets so worked up about things. Unlike everyone else, Uncle Jay is pretty optimistic about situations like the well being of our nation and the economy. I like how we lost half a million employees but everything will work out in the end. Try and tell that to all those people who lost their jobs maybe they can gain hope from Uncle Jay.

patreaferrell1 said...

Lol Uncle Jay kind of scary if you ask me, those eyes are creepy. He's trying to make everything seem all good boys and girls!!!!! lol. Good one Mr. P

andrealuker4 said...

"God can be such a prankster sometimes." Bahaha. Jay is definitely my favorite uncle.
And really, the media blows things out of proportion to get headlines and viewers? No, never! The media is always such an unbiased and reliable resource.

Margie Tucker 1 said...

hahahah forget wikipedia www.unclejayexplains.com is totally my home page now! :D and yes uncle jay is rite God can be a tricky trixter sometimes.

allisonheadley3rd said...

If this was the news that came on at 10 every night, I'd watch this more often. I'm glad that the swine flu epidemic is finally being toned down and all these people are beginning to feel stupid for overreacting and locking themselves in the house for a month. Maybe next time people will calm down and not jump to so many conclusions before they find out all the facts.
You know what people say about assuming.

DevinKoemel-2 said...

accuraracy can be so hilarious

CortnyCognasi03 said...

Ew Mr. P, I agree with Menaka.
"A gread kid is great news."
How much more of a pedophile can you be?

I think he's hilarious, but I think I'll keep my distance.

Great news review this week, btw.

Chris Rodriguez 7 said...

Yup swine flu was jus a big deal. I like how uncle jay explained everything with everything like relion, sports, and the economy.

mirandamartell7 said...

wow all that trouble with the swine flu and for what nothing we just took things out of proportion AGAIN!!!!!

ash.flee_09 said...

Hopefully the Swine Flu will completly go away, not not morph into something worse like alot of Scientists are predicting. But like Ben said im glad someone is loooking on the bright side of things. ;]

KatelynnDabbs_1 said...

UNCLE JAY IS A CREEPER! Do you really think those people send him mail? or is he Schizophrenic? hmmmmm